1. Eharmony is known for being a more serious dating app because of their extensive ‘29 Dimensions Personality Assessment” which takes about 40 minutes to fill out. Since joining is more pricey, you will find that people are looking more for a relationship than simply to keep dating.
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3. She even tried virtually all dating sites and apps, paid and free. She discovered that many sites lack diversity, are full of 'Catfish', and are a complete waste of time. Not letting this defeat her, Jennifer incorporated her dating experiences and her love for entertainment to create Royalty Rendezvous.

The situation is funny, my mind is confused and heart is sad

I am 29, very much single, desperate to fall in love or a relationship at least. As the Indian society says, I am too old, and soon, the pool of eligible bachelors will be exhausted. So here I am, putting all efforts to find the right guy for myself.

To list down, I registered myself on 6 dating apps which also includes the matrimonial websites.

Rendezvous, the new dating app that will match singles in your area and will also suggest locations (via MAPS). The Rendezvous app was created with the end goal of the user in mind. The app was created to help the process of meeting up after you have both made mutual like on the app because experience has shown that the longer it takes people to decide to meet the lower their chances of meeting. Eharmony is known for being a more serious dating app because of their extensive ‘29 Dimensions Personality Assessment” which takes about 40 minutes to fill out. Since joining is more pricey, you will find that people are looking more for a relationship than simply to keep dating.

Here goes some transcripts of why none of them will work out-

The Matrimonial Sites Rejects:

Need a homely girl with a modern attitude but traditional outlook. (ok so does it mean a homemaker who is perceived modern for the oldies because she might wear jeans..but traditional because she will make 3 meals a day, do a lot of fasting and Puja and bear the babies asap based on family wishes)

My son is extremely good looking, tall and handsome He is CEO of company is US. We need an ultra- modern, extremely attractive high society girl who can do her thing. This father says he was an IAS officer!! (sorry uncle, I am an average looking woman, who cannot do the high society thing!!- on second thought what is this high society THING)

My son is an engineer, his uncles are blah blah, and maternal uncles are blah blah, I am blah blah, and his mother is blah blah. My son has traveled to international locations also. Please don’t send interests if your photo is not visible. (Insight: I am marrying a guy whose family is blah blah. The guy is still a mystery. Heck I don’t even know his qualification/ employment)

So if you need proof- Love is blind- get on these matrimonial websites and all those guys earning 10%- 50% of my CTC would fall in love with me while others will chose to respond later.

Hi, Really difficult to write this,but I m try. I’m from middle class family, in my family my mum, elder brother & dad passed away recently. So here I am looking for life partner. (even if I ignore the english, this dude is looking for a life partner because dad passed away recently!!)

Jai shri Krashna, Namste ji….Humko ek achche sathi ki talash ji, meri koi sport karane wala koi nahi hai, Jo bhi karana wo mai hi karunga, mai khud hi nirnay luga Jo bhi karana hai wo mai hi karunga…….aur ha mai bahut hi gareeb hu- English translation: I am looking for a good life partner, who can support me. I have no support. I ll do whatever is to be done. I ll make all decisions and i am very poor. (basically this guy wants me to help him free ride on the 20lacs I earn annually!! I think he is assuming this is a lottery)

My frnds describe me hard working kind hearted optimist family oriented person but i think this is very much. I enjoy with my pets and i love these small creatures. I love classical songs . I enjoy my life . (small creatures…this one a psychopath!!)

Well lets come to the accepts cause rejects were the ones making a mockery of themselves.

The Matrimonial Sites Accepts:

Mr. IIT/ IIM- sweet start- Early expectations

I thought it could be a match of equals. Ii get a cal from his father who tells me his son will call me for a discussion. Well that was a sweet start.

The conversation with my equal..

Me: Hi!

Him: (awkward silence for 3 seconds) so I went to IIT blah blah and did mechanical engineering. Passed out in XYZ year. Then immediately after that I went to IIM watevr and majored in finance. Then I started working in goldman Sachs..I dont understand why people go to ISB for MBA…kerlogg ke logon ki toh meni chutti kar deta hoon (i am way better than graduates from Kelloggs).

Me: Are you aware I am from ISB?

Him: I don’t know all that. Yeah! so I was saying that..I joined Goldman Sachs and went to US..and then my boss was in UK so I was living in US, but paid in pounds. Gore sab aise hi hote hain…kerlogg walon ko toh kuch finance nai aata. Unko toh mein bold tha..bhai tere se na honi naukri ghar baith. (all whites are like that/ Kellogg guys dont know any finance and I used to tell them that you guys should sit home)

Him: (continues) I started a new division in the company and then that company was registered separately. I am now heading that company from India

Me: ( I look into my phone and realize that he has been speaking for last 53 min)

Him: continues with some similar stuff for another 5-7 minutes

Me: Hey do you know you have been talking about this company and qualification for last 1 hr

Him: what else should I speak?

Me: What are you looking for in your marriage partner

Him: Nothing

Me: still…you are talking to me, there must be something

Him: No nothing..this is the first chat..i would like to chat for a few months and then see if it works out

Me: That sounds reasonable. But don’t you want to know something about me..i mean..1 hour I have been listening about your company, but their would be more to you than…

Him: Umm…well do you party?

Me: yes.

Him: For me ideal party is car o bar. Drink while you are on the way home, dispose the bottle on the way and then come home and sleep. Ok do u fag?

Me: that’s all you want to know about me?

Him: yes…that is important..

Me: hey I need to go…lets catch up later!!

The Spineless Mummas Boy

After exchange or courtesy’s we get down to talking about families and preference

I tell him about my fathers demise and that mom is a cancer survivor. He tells me- this is an arranged setup, I ll ask my mom if this is ok and get back

CYA

(i knew he didnt have teh spine to say no- but who cares)

The Smart Fakes

This is dedicated ot the special guy, who smartly faked his identity, qualification, remuneration, family background and anything else you can think of.

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Desperate to be done with this ordeal, I fell for his perfectionist display and dreamt of the ‘IDEAL MARRIAGE”

Then I did a background check and never got back.

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Today I actually feel relieved, as he was an ass with the tool size = little finger

The Cool Consultant

Well this one worked at Deloitte- had been to US. His teeth seemed damaged due to pan masala/ lack of oral hygiene.

But i went with him on a lunch date. He offered for wine and we had a good chat. That day I felt confident that normalcy still exists in the world.

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But, It turns out he was actually taking an interview, wherein I was supposed to reply contrary to whatever he agreed to.

Like- I should have denied the wine, Been totally averse to parties. told him i ll never fight and I am the in-opinionated follower. (basically modern age Sita for a not so Ram)

Well like i care!! he surely sucked up his consulting lessons

To be Continued…